![]() ![]() Its like.magic!īoomstick: How I always feel about having to ask those kind of questions. Wiz: But, what you DIDN'T know, was that Devil Dinosaur happened to have an accidental exposure, to the Killer-Folk's fire, and also the volcano that killed them.īoomstick: And this exposure genetically mutated his body, turning his skin from olive green, to flame red, and with the extension with powers that were greater than his species. Oh, thats the first human? Nevermind then. But unfortunately, a volcano erupted, and killed all of the Killer-Folk, and who knows what went on in the head of the still small dino infant? But before the dino would seemingly witness death by fire, a small cave child, otherwise known as "the first human" named Moonboy, rescued the small dino infant.īoomstick: Of course, just like all walking, grunting, hairy cave-children do. Wiz: All except one little dino, was nearly slaughtered by these cave-humans. ![]() They actually ATE the dinosaur! AND HER PRECIOUS LITTLE DINO BABIES TOO! Wiz: Well, their savage-like instincts was enough to take down one mother T-Rex, who was brutally murdered from the Kill-Folk.īoomstick: And it doesn't stop there. They'd have to be made of kryptonite or something, because what else could there possibly be? Its like, spears and stones!īoomstick: What kind of humans ARE THEY!?!?!?! Like seriously, what dinosaur gets scared of weapons that aren't even as long as their arms? Wiz: Native tribes were savages, wielding giant weapons, that DINOSAURS feared. The dinosaurs were the primary source of food for the many tribes inhabited.īoomstick: You see, today people in dinosaur movies tend to get scared, and run away, and what-not. Wiz: In such a harsh world, you would expect the dinosaurs to be the fearsome ones.buttt it was the exact opposite. And it wasn't actually quite what you would believe it too be. Dinosaur World was inhabited with.you guessed it.dinosaurs. Huh.īoomstick: Dinosaur World was also inhabited by native tribes, who roamed the Earth for resources to survive! Oh, and also it was inhabited, wait for it. And a giant, giant, GIANT island was on the Earth, and surrounded by oceans. ![]() Wiz: Lets go back to a time, where Earth was in the beginning. (Cue- Monsters-Skillet Instrumental Cover)īoomstick: I like underrated comic book characters. Wiz: And its our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE! Wiz: And The Indominus Rex, the untamable genetically modified hybrid. Devil Dinosaur, the reddest, and baddest devilsaur of all! And since then, fiction has been seeing what we can make of them.īoomstick: And I've found two good reasons, and it involves two good dinosaurs, of why its true. They're what we can make of them, and with our imagination. Wiz: But in the world we live in now, dinosaurs are something different. Jurassic World! The terrifying genetically mutated dinosaurs do an all-out fight to the death! But who will have the upper-claw? Interlude īoomstick: Before the evolution of mankind, the dinosaurs ruled the Earth! The fearsome giants pounded on the ground, roaring out to the skies, and sinking their teeth into their prey! ![]()
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